Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop
MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…
Read full storyAfter Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.
Read full storyMan shocked to realise he is the same age as Ed Balls
Man about town Stanley Bridgewater, is shocked to realise that he is the same age as Ed Balls. Although Stanley is 54, and has always known his age, he always assumed that Ed Balls was older. 'Yes it is a bit of shock' bewailed Stanley 'I alway…
Read full storyCouple deciding on which of their toddler's paintings to put on the fridge
Stanley Bridgewater and his wife Shirley have to decide which of son's Thomas latest artistic squiggles to put on the fridge. 'Each day he comes home from school, and he always has these bits of paper that he is so proud of. He calls them his art…
Read full storyThe New James Bond Film “No Time To Die” Flops In The “Fly Over” States
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Scuttlebutt Review reports that the latest James Bond film "No Time To Die," starring Daniel Craig, was a big dud in Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas, known collectively as the “Fly Over” states. SR reporter Dan “The…
Read full storyThe United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After much consideration the United States Department of Animals has decided to close the US-Canadian border due to the fact that Canada has flat out refused to have their extensive moose population neutered or spay…
Read full storyDaily Mail reader realises his mistakes
Stephen Ponsebury has realised, perhaps too late that by reading The Daily Mail for the past six years he has filled his head with too much right-wing bullshit, and now knows too much about Carol Vorderman and the Royal Family. 'It was dreadful, i…
Read full storyWhere’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that Smithsonian Institute officials are thrilled at the fact that popular singer, dancer, and movie star, Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo has graciously donated a pair of her panties to the…
Read full storyPolitical Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – At a recent meeting of The U.S. Federation of News Agencies, which was held in Sin City, the vast majority of American political pundits are in complete agreement that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated even more than Hi…
Read full storyKate, Duchess Of Cambridge Slated To Be Next Bond Girl
WOW! Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, mother of three and wife of a future king of England, has been offered and accepted the role of the next Bond girl in the next Bond film. So wow for her! Reading about the announcement, Prince Harr…
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