English 'Nutter' learns indigenous Scottish and playing bagpipes in preparation for Scotland leaving the UK!
To be in possession of a Brit passport is not quite what it used to be as flocks of Sassenachs head to Hadrian's Wall hoping for a SNP majority, and new referendum. Hairdressers along the Scottish/English border have been inundated with mousey-hai…
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The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation appreciates the positive response to its mission and the nominations it has received from the general public. This update will discuss two nominations for the award. The first is Donald J. Trump himse…
Read full storyKate Gosselin, Alias Kate The Great, Is Back – And With a Vengeance
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The woman, that television pundits consider The Queen of Reality Shows, says she will be returning to TV Land very soon. The 46-year-old single mother of eight told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that she has been approa…
Read full storySanford disarms human police: Macaque monkeys to control all weaponry
On Tuesday evening the Sanford City Council passed a controversial new ordinance that removes all deadly weapons from the hands of traditional law enforcement officers and arms highly-skilled macaque monkeys in their place. The macaques must first co…
Read full storyMississippi Offers Any Adult Who Gets a COVID-19 Shot a Free Bale of Cotton
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The director of The Mississippi State Federation for Vaccines has just issued a statement that any adult over the age of 50, who gets a Coronavirus shot will be given a bale of cotton at no charge. Ambr…
Read full storyTOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House
BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…
Read full storyRussia to trial latest coronavirus vaccine on Navalny supporters
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday announced doctors across the country would begin phase one trials of an experimental version of the Sputnik coronavirus vaccine on thousands of Alexei Navalny supporters. "We are confident the new vacci…
Read full storyWorld news outlets face critical shortage of COVID vaccine production footage
Both CNN and BBC TV announced today their ability to cover the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines around the world is at risk due to a severe shortage of stock video footage of the vaccine manufacturing process. Anchor Chris Cuomo said on his Thursday e…
Read full storyNicola Jokić becomes first player to score sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-25-19- 24-24-32-19-30-32 points to start season
Denver Nuggets star center Nicola Jokić became the first player in NBA history to score the sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-2…
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