The Notorious Drug Lord El Chapo Has Escaped From Sing Sing Prison
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that the infamous Sinola Drug Cartel kingpin, Joaquin Guzman Loera, better known as “El Chapo” has pulled off the prison escape of the century. Kitty Segovia, with iNews is report…
Read full storyWho Took Trump To The Woodshed?
Inquiring minds are asking, “Who took Donald Trump to the woodshed?” Which woodshed? The one where wood is stored or the one where someone metaphorically gets a spanking? Trump? A spanking? Is that like when Stormy Daniels rolled up a copy of a ma…
Read full storyRepublicans Block Reality For Trump
Whew! Those good old, terrified pals of Donald Trump blocked the truth about his treasonous activity on the January 6th attack of the Capitol. They are, however, unable to erase the visual captured on television of Donald Trump imploring his foll…
Read full storyIn a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers
ELMONT, New York – (Sports Satire) – The Horse Racing World is abuzz with news that for the first time in horse racing history, two brothers will be riding in a Triple Crown race. The brothers, who are only 17-years-old, are identical twins Yoshi…
Read full storyThe Belmont Stakes Committee Refuses To Allow a Horse in The Race Because of Its Name
ELMONT, New York - (Sports Satire) – In what every thoroughbred racing pundit is calling an absolutely disgraceful ruling, a race horse has been prevented from participating in the Belmont Stakes. The owner of the horse, Jose DuShampoo, of Dubai,…
Read full storyJapanese Billionaire to be filmed pooping in space - several times!!
Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa is planning to launch aboard a Russian Soyuz spacecraft in December on a flight to the International Space Station. He is bringing a production crew to capture life on the orbiting laboratory. Maezawa recently a…
Read full storyArizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…
Read full storyMexico Officially Changes The Name of The Coronavirus
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico’s Congress has just voted to change the name of the Coronavirus by an overwhelming vote of 99-1. The Mexican government will now be referring to the Coronavirus as La V Cinco. Officials said that they were sic…
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