Sentient replacement bus realises round of applause was only sarcasm
Replacement Bus Gavin Williamson was greeted with a round of applause at Mithering on the Trent, only to realise the delayed passengers were only being sarcastic. The morose vehicle told us, 'There I was going for a nice little run out, I mean it…
Read full storyNew board game "COVID v. Cancel...i.e. No Life" selling like hotcakes on Amazon!
It's surely a sign of the times since it would make no sense in any other point in human history. COVID v. Cancel i.e. No Life is a new board game modeled after Extreme LIFE. In the game, players move across the board encountering various recreati…
Read full storyPrince Harry reveals his genital pain, which he says Prince Charles also went through
Lovable rogue Prince Harry revealed the pains he is experiencing and has experienced throughout his life as a member of the Royal Family. He told some web blog that right from childhood he has had growing pains, caused by the way he was brought up…
Read full storyAging hipster discovers he’s been singing the wrong words to song almost 40 years!
David Singer tells us he usually takes things in stride. He doesn’t get too concerned about the “small stuff”. But this morning Mr. Singer is experiencing personal turmoil that may torment him for years to come. It all came about because of a be…
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…
Read full storyA 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer Hits a 403-Foot Home Run
TAIPEI, Tiawan – (Sports Satire) – Taiwan’s national news agency Rickshaw News, has just reported an amazing feat accomplished by a member of one of Tiawan’s premier little league teams. Little 12-year-old Jiaming Yu Tong, who plays for the Taipei…
Read full storyEx-Sex Pistol, Johnny Rotten, sells his green teeth for £2million!
Ex-mega-punk-frontman, Johnny Rotten, who now resembles an overweight walrus, has hit financially hard times. Other members of the Sex Pistols asked Johnny to do a punk-revival tour in honour of mega-Nutter, Sid Vicious (RIP), but he refused becau…
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