Bezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…
Read full storyDr. Anthony Fauci Verbally Bitch Slaps Senator Rand Paul in a Senate Hearing on The Delta Dawn Virus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…
Read full storyPutin Hails Faster Russian Air Power, But Can It Put Bread On Russian Tables?
Putin hails superior Russian airpower by unveiling a new plane, but can it put bread on Russian tables? You might as well roll out a dancing bear and say, “See what we got?” Big so what? “See what we got?" Or, we can blow up any part of the world…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Now Blaming The Delta Dawn Virus on Mississippi
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Dozens of political pundits are saying that the man who got his ass whipped in the last presidential election really needs to get an effen hobby. It seems like Don the Con just has way too much free time on hi…
Read full storyWhy I Didn’t Win The Noble Piece Prize, by Donald Trump
After glancing at the title, Donald Trump’s editor immediately said no, after which Trump exploded. He immediately dismissed her and referred to her as a product of drumroll, “Fake news.” His editor never had the opportunity to point out the spel…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…
Read full storyThe Sales of Gwen Stefani's Hot Designer Short Shorts Are Going Through The Roof
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – America's newest newlywed bride has just learned that the sales of her extremely sexy designer short shorts are selling at an amazing pace. Gwen Stefani, who has now become Mrs. Blake Shelton, spoke with Pico de Gal…
Read full storyDonald Trump Tells Sean Hannity That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is a Perfect Example of a “Butterface”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the former inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, snuck into The City That Never Sleeps to make a special live guest appearance on "The Sean Hannity Show." While on the show he was asked w…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire erupted at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game, many Major League Baseball teams are stepping up their security measures. The Houston Astros have just hired former Navy Seal Tiffany Vagaselli to…
Read full storySeven Cities Have Cancelled The Matt Gaetz-Marjorie Taylor Greene "America First" Rallies
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Channel 2 Eye-Spectator News has just revealed that the state of Ohio will be cancelling the planned America First rallies that were to be held by alleged lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The st…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…
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