WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly into a spineless, little, crow-eating bitch weasel.
One person sitting in the front row commented that she actually saw the senator shed tears as Fauci tore him a new one, as they say in the Bronx.
But Fauci the Fearless, did not stop there, as he went on and mentioned that the Kentucky twat needs to fix his horrible case of diarrhea of the mouth, before he passes out and possibly gets molested by Matt Gaetz.
When Randy the Dandy was asked if he had anymore questions regarding the Delta Dawn Virus, he whispered under his breath that he did, but after getting his ass beaten like a snare drum, he’ll just sit there and look semi-effed up.
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