Donald Trump Is Now Blaming The Delta Dawn Virus on Mississippi

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 July 2021

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Melania told Don Lemon that Donaldo's dandruff problem is really getting out-of-control, as one can clearly see in the photo.

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Dozens of political pundits are saying that the man who got his ass whipped in the last presidential election really needs to get an effen hobby.

It seems like Don the Con just has way too much free time on his little bitty toddler hands.

The Old Orange One is now spewing out more lies to add to his 31,000 and growing arsenal of lies that make Pinocchio seem like a hall of fame nun.

Eric’s daddy told his inamorata, Maria Bartiromo that he totally blames the new so-called Delta Dawn Virus on the state of Mississippi.

He justified it by saying that the state had a chance to nip the bitch in the bud, but they failed to so because of the proverbial red tape, as they call it in Moscow.

When Vice-President Kamala Harris was asked to comment on Trump the Chump’s latest unfounded allegation, she shook her head and asked, “Is any decent, loyal, honest-to-goodness American still listening to that pumpkin-faced shithead???”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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