My Pillow To Go Bankrupt Because of It’s Asshole CEO Michael Lindell
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has just announced that Michael Lindell, CEO of the My Pillow Corporation, and man who would marry Donald Trump in a nano-second, is standing in deep dodo, as they say down in Arkansas. Lindell, who…
Read full storySleepy Joe Talks To Vladimir: A Transcript Of The Private Conversation
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not all conversations are equal. But if you ever wished you were a fly on the wall, here’s your chance: This past Tuesday, President Biden was awakened from his Deep State sleep by the ringing of his ACME RED XXX TOP SECRET PHO…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Denies Existence of Diabetes, Doppler Effect, Idaho, Teenagers….
WASHINGTON DC - Marjorie Taylor Greene has denied the existence of gravity, World War I, egg yolks, Newton’s Laws of Motion, dictionaries, limestone, the number 17, bicycles, Climate Change, Climate Change deniers, the bond between a boy and his dog,…
Read full storyBill Clinton Unable to Keep Nose in Mask; Denies that it is a Metaphor for Anything
WASHINGTON DC – In a political world full of symbols and nuance, people are looking to mask-wearing practices as a way of making intentions known. Spotted at the Biden Inauguration last week, it appeared that Bill Clinton was unable to keep his nose…
Read full storyTed Cruz Says The Dildo Found in The Glove Compartment of His Kia Sorento is Not His
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, Ted Cruz is now the most despised senator in the history of the United States senate. BF's Sonora Cahoots spoke with several Republican senators who said that Cruz is a damn embarrassment t…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Admits That Trump Did Not Have The Coronavirus – It Was Just a Ploy to Get People To Feel Sorry For Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has confirmed Rudy Giuliani’s story that Trump actually faked having the COVID-19 virus. Old Bug-Eyed Rudy told BBN that he, Ted Cruz, and Sara “Sponge Cake” Huckabee Sanders concocted the whole d…
Read full storyIvanka Trump and Her Scary STD Scare
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Followers of the ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump, say that the 6-foot-2-inch human giraffe has been trying to keep a low profile since her daddy got his ass kicked by President Joe Biden. The fake blonde has ev…
Read full storyLast Lesson For Donald Trump
Poor Donny. He doesn’t understand how clocks work. It's okay, because if you have your very own gold toilet, time doesn't matter! At 9:00 on election night, Donald Trump was on his way to a second four-year term in the White House. So he went to…
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