Elder Porn! Seniors Caught Exchanging Explicit Photos
Leisure Land Senior Village, Laguna Beach, CA. Special to The Spoof. Authorities here are cracking down on a ring of seniors - men and women - who have been using computers in the community library to circulate what are referred to as overly explicit…
Read full storyMan Squashed Bottle Top For No Apparent Reason
A pedestrian who was walking along a public footpath has said he isn't really certain why he did it, but claims to have trodden on a bottle top he saw, squashing it almost flat. The incident occurred at around 7:45 am this morning, as schoolteache…
Read full storyUK Miserable old Bastard moans about everything!
(NOT EDITED) John Joe Johnson, resident of a miserable town in Lincolnshire, UK, called Boston, is the perfect example of the actual town itself, bloody miserable! JJJ, is a renowned miserable bastard who ambles around the town moaning at everythi…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick Are Getting Back Together
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The word on the streets and the cheese shops of Green Bay is that Packers quarterback and his ex-NASCAR girlfriend Danica Patrick are getting back together. The two dated last year and even had a reality show called A…
Read full storyMan Marries His Gorgeously Sexy Blonde Blue-Eyed Robot Doll Girlfriend
FUKAHAMA, Japan – (Satire News) – Japan’s Saki News Agency is reporting that a 47-year-old sushi restaurant manager has married his extremely pretty robot doll girlfriend. Sagamiro Takashaki told Saki that he and his girlfriend, Melissa, a stunni…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet
London, England - After years of insinuation and speculation, UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, finally admitted that he was, indeed, a bloody Muppet. "Surprise, surprise!" said pretty much everybody. The news came only a day after Kermit The F…
Read full storyWill Donald J. Trump Be Banned?
When it was announced that Donald Trump could be banned from holding public office again, many questioned whether he ever held public office before. The White House gig? That was babysitting The Resolute, known as the president’s desk. He was also kn…
Read full storyThe Greater Crime: Ignoring COVID-19 Or Claiming Rigged Election?
Should Donald Trump be prosecuted for war crimes because he ignored COVID-19? Knowing better, he insisted COVID-19 would be gone in a couple of months; that COVID-19 was like the flu. It would go away with hot weather. Was it incompetence or ignor…
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