Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala “Giggles” Harris have landed on Giggle-End’s Island (Washington), it’s not too farfetched to note the comparison of Sleepy Joe as Gilligan (Bob Denver) and Kamala as Ginger Grant played by sexp…
Read full storySuccessful Space Launch from Sussex
Nosey neighbour Jess Curious was last seen rising swiftly from the roof of 25 Privet Road, Harshleigh, Sussex. Owner, Nona Yorbizniss, claims that Mr Curious insisted on testing her newly-installed high-speed lift - "Much more swift than your old sta…
Read full storyTrain spotter missing regular trains
Trainspotter Bob Montgomery, 58 from Cheddar Off Cut, a small town close to Chutney on the Fritz, is really missing having more regular trains. With Coronavirus restrictions in full place, fewer trains have been stopping or passing through Cheddar…
Read full storySuicidal Liverpool FC fans break lockdown and jump in the Mersey!
(NOT EDITED) One hit wonders, Liverpool FC, are wondering why they are not 'top dogs' anymore while both Manchester clubs are 'rinsing' them this season after their first Premier League success since the Amoeba exited water! Their German manager,…
Read full storyPiracy on the high seas is back
Brexit Britain is a sea of opportunity. According to Tory MP Iain Duncan-Smith, he wishes he was 22 again, so that he could take advantage of those opportunities and start "buccaneering" again. But a pirate ship is no place for a bald old man with…
Read full storyBritain nominated for "Sick Man of Europe"
Britain is set to reclaim a title it hasn't held since the 1970s - the sick man of Europe. The award is given annually by the European Sickness Bureau (BSE) and in the last few years has been given to Russia, Poland and Turkey. "We're very proud t…
Read full storyThe World’s Number One Satire Site Has Just Given Its Writers a Strict Directive
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Well, finally, Donald Johnny Trump, the worst president in the history of the United States, has high-tailed it out of Dodge, and is now languishing bitterly in disgrace in his Mar-a-Lago residence down in The Plywood…
Read full storyBill Cosby Divulges That Thanks To Trump He’s As Happy As a Squirrel With a Bucketful of Nuts
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just confirmed that the happiest prisoner at The Phoenix State Prison For Criminals is Bill Cosby, aka inmate #91069. Cos, as he was called before he was charged with drugging, seducing, and boinking ov…
Read full storyMan Smells Hideous Stench Of Unwashed Feet
A teacher has revealed how, when he walked into a classroom to teach his students this morning, he quickly felt he was under attack from a rather peculiar source - a pair of rancid sweating feet. Moys Kenwood, 57, entered the room in jovial fashio…
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