Trump Opens 2024 Bid by Attacking Rival Ted Cruz, Citing 2016 Iowa Fraud, JFK Shooting and Ugly Wife
Mar-A-Lago - Recently departed former President Donald Trump, on a day following his speech to supporters at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, has declared his candidacy for President in 2024, and immediately attacked his two expected challengers f…
Read full storyPence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head
Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…
Read full storyBiden Spends First Day Cleaning Up
He may not have been in office very long, but, in today's rough-and-tumble environment of political shenanigans, where things move quickly, truth has become 'optional', and the victor is often the person who doles out the best nicknames, Joe Biden is…
Read full storyGinger Knobs are more hyper-active than their stiffer Mousey counterparts!
(NOT EDITED) Swedish scientists have proven one thing about Ginger Knobs, they are mostly red-headed Nutters who love dunking in hot and steamy Ginger biscuits. It seems a double dose of carotin given at birth, or inherited from mum or dad, adds m…
Read full storyDonald Trump Pardons Hip Hop Artist Lil Wayne and Says That Proves He’s Not a Damn Racist After All
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – On his last day in office, Donald J. Trump, who will forever be known as that orange-headed devil, pardoned 692 GOP political criminals, thieves, crooks, scammers, atheists, and Lil Wayne. Hip hop artist, Lil Way…
Read full story91% of All Americans Agree That Ted Cruz Needs To Get His Treasonous Ass Deported Back To Guatemala
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest Quinnipinni Poll states that 9 out of 10 U.S. citizens, agree that Senator Ted “Prick-Face” Cruz needs to take his anarchist-supporting ass back to Guatemala. Most die-hard Republicans hate Cruz even more…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump Really Gone?
Is Donald Trump really gone? Did his gang leave with him? No more comb-over? No more distortions? No more misogyny, name-calling, pettiness, rants, and tweets? Did he really give it up? No more telephone calls to states to locate ten thousand or…
Read full storyWhat Do You Call This Former President?
White House, Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. By late afternoon, with the Inauguration festivities over and quiet descending on the press room at the White House, correspondents from all the major wire services and media news outlets began ask…
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