Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores
Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…
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A man has revealed how, when he was walking through the streets minding his own business, he suddenly became aware of the most wonderful smell of steak and kidney pudding pervading the atmosphere around him. Moys Kenwood, 57, claims he was quietly…
Read full storyPeach farmer sues US government because using his product's name is detrimental and an insult!
(NOT EDITED) It has only happened a few times in US history, but this time it has caused outrage among Peach Farmers because it is related to a 'Rotten Apple' who has just been dumped out of the White House! Peach farmer, Buckweezle Black-Neck, fr…
Read full storyMilitary plan to fully secure the Capitol forever.
Engineers attached to the 47th Delaware Marines have come up with a brilliant plan to mechanise the Capitol dome in Washington and enable it to lift off like a rocket if any danger approaches the building. This would be a game changer for the members…
Read full storyIs It Possible To Impeach Donald Trump Three Times?
Is it possible to impeach Donald Trump not just twice, but maybe a third time, say a year after leaving office? Maybe the first two times were just the tip of the iceberg. Certainly, the world has witnessed his exaggerations and deceptions ov…
Read full storyStumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants
Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Hissy-fitting Trump supporters who had their big impeachment riot plans thwarted by over 20,000 National Guard troops at the Capitol on Wednesday, decided to take their pissy little shit-fit out on any government employee t…
Read full storyMelania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…
Read full storyBarron Trump To Write a Tell-All Book About His Daddy, President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has declared that there is no one on the face of the earth who knows President Trump better than his youngest son, Barron Billy Trump. So it makes perfect sense for Barron to write a tell-all book…
Read full storyWheelie Bin Collection Frequency To Be Reduced To Once A Month
The government has, earlier today, laid the blame squarely at the door of the Coronavirus for the massive increase in regular non-recyclable household waste being generated, and highlighted the chronic lack of facilities to deal with it. From the…
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