Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…
Read full storyMan Was Almost Late For Work
A tired man who decided to take a few extra minutes in bed this morning after his alarm clock went off, came close to being left red-faced when his 'few minutes' turned into 'more than an hour', and he was very nearly late for work. Moys Kenwood,…
Read full storyMount Rushmore Erupts
RAPID CITY, SD – Unusual seismic activity has been noticed, in recent weeks, around the monument at Mount Rushmore. This was then followed by strong sulfur smells noticed by visitors. That resulted, today, in the eruption at the top crater of the scu…
Read full storyEnglish lobsters demand new Brexit referendum!
(NOT EDITED) English lobsters caught in EU waters are now being returned to the UK and, instead of being directly boiled alive in French or German cooking pots, are now rotting in chilled trailers stuck in traffic jams waiting for customs clearance!…
Read full storyMan still banging on about something
Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most famous thrower of shoes, is still banging on about something, says his neighbour, Felicity Dowager. She told us: 'Luckily, I only see Brian very rarely these days, and the conversations we have are all thr…
Read full storyA Homeless Man Who Bought $40 Worth of GameStop Stock in Late January, Learns It’s Now Worth $69 Million
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – Horatio P. Zipp, 56, told Boom Boom News that he had been homeless for 6 years, ever since a horde of invading barbarian termites ate his 800 square foot wooden shack. He said that he had been standing on the co…
Read full storyA List of Commercial Products You Won’t See Advertised on This Year’s Super Bowl
(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…
Read full storyFace Mask Blown Off Face By Strong Gust Of Wind
There was surprise and not a little anger in one locality this morning, as the progress of a man strolling through the streets minding his own business was suddenly arrested when a strong gust of wind blew his face mask from his face, and onto the pa…
Read full storyBedlam In Congress
A lady who is a Republican member of the US House of Representatives has threatened to put a bullet in the head of the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi. This same lady announced that she wanted former president, Barack Obama…
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