Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most famous thrower of shoes, is still banging on about something, says his neighbour, Felicity Dowager.
She told us: 'Luckily, I only see Brian very rarely these days, and the conversations we have are all through masks, so I miss some of the finer details, but he is still banging on about the same old things. I think that, this time, it is about the lagging in his loft, but yesterday it was something that was on the Council website. I know that he is running out of shoes to throw at people, because he keeps having new pairs delivered.'
