White Supremacist Or White Trash?
Sometimes it is real hard to tell the difference......... The seated gentleman would just be someone's dear grandfather resting after a hard day of rioting in the nation's capital. Or he could be a looney tune who thinks he's really cool by tr…
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Despite the recent bitterly cold spell in Ireland, unlike most sensible people, Pegeen Na Squarehole insisted on going out without gloves on, as well as washing her hands in cold water, without applying moisturiser afterwards. As a result of all…
Read full storyMillions of American Males Are Suffering From NFL Football Withdrawal Syndrome
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – A scientific journal is reporting that millions of American males have become quite depressed. The American Journal of Sports Withdrawal Maladies has released a study stating that, now that the Super Bowl has been playe…
Read full storyThe Notre Dame Fighting Irish Football Program May Be Ending
NORTE DAME, Indiana – (Sports Satire) – The director of the Notre Dame football program has just made a surprising announcement. Brother Sylvester Bob, who has headed the Fighting Irish football program since 1993, has said that the decision to te…
Read full storyScientists prove a 'Bad Day at the Office' is only curable by going back to bed!
(NOT EDITED) Sometimes everything goes 'pear shape' in one day! So, a group of over-worked Dutch psychiatrists have engaged a team of scientists to find a solution for this ever-increasing syndrome. This frustrating syndrome has tripled ever sinc…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros May Go Back To Using Their Original Name
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The sports world is abuzz with news that Houston Astros owner Jim “Whopping” Crane is toying with the idea of changing the team name back to it’s original name, The Colt 45’s. Back in 1962, the newly formed team was lau…
Read full storyCountry Singer Morgan Wallen Checks Into The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Popular country singer and man who needs to stop acting like an 8-year-old spoiled brat, Morgan Wallen, has just entered The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. Twenty-Seven-Year-Old Wallen, who has had a string of big hits in…
Read full storyLiverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal
As the winners of last year's Premier League title, Liverpool were strongly backed to repeat that feat this year, and, after beating Crystal Palace 7-0 on 19 December, not many people would have bet against them. But one man did. Alisson is his…
Read full storyDementia Risk Rises If You Read Misleading Headlines
People who read misleading news articles have an increased risk of dementia, according to research that adds to concerns about the impact of the news media on the nation's mental health. Roughly one in 10 cases of Alzheimer’s in urban areas could…
Read full storyDonald Trump Announces 3rd Divorce
Stop the presses! This is a surprise. Guess who is getting a divorce? Donald Trump! But here's the real surprise: it isn’t from Melania, but from, of all people, Rudolph Giuliani! It was the dripping hair color. Soooo un-Trump! One inch, maybe. I…
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