Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic
After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team. This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are…
Read full storyGerman OAP puts his Y-fronts on back to front and attempts to pee out of his slit!
As one approaches the ripe old age of 85, simple things in life tend to become more complicated! A German OAP residing in Ravensburg, whose wife observed him doing the usual OAP things like: Putting his slippers in the fridge, not flushing the bog, f…
Read full storyPresident Biden Vows To Issue Heavy Fines To Bikers Who Attend The Annual Sturgis Bike Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The 81st Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is underway and President Biden is highly upset. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that last year 461,307 bikers attended the rally and Fox New…
Read full storyBeyonce Has Just Bought The Tijuana Tamale Packers of Mexico’s Baja California Football League
BEVERLY HILLS – (Sports News) – It’s a well known fact that Houston native Beyonce (Knowles) has always been a big fan of football. As a little girl she used to cheer on the then Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans) on her parents 19-inch bl…
Read full storyDodgers and Astros Fans Fight and Fight and Fight in The Stands
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Needless to say there is no love-lost between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and Houston Astros Fans. The sports animosity goes back to 2017, when the Astros beat the Dodgers to capture the World Series Championship. A…
Read full storyA Montreal College Cheerleader Injures Her Camel Toe During a Very Difficult Cheerleading Maneuver
MONTREAL – (Sports Satire) – The local newspapers are reporting that the head cheerleader for the Montreal Jr. College Beavers hurt her pubic region when a very difficult cheerleading maneuver went horribly wrong. Joanie F. Mackinberger, 19, was t…
Read full storyThe Minneapolis Mice Band – The Mouseketeers Advances on America’s Got Talent
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most amazing acts to ever perform on the "America’s Got Talent Show," will be moving on to the next round of the entertainment show. Producers of "AGT" say that the amazing mice band known as The Mouseketee…
Read full storyA Harlem Pole Dancer Wins The Giant Cinnamon Roll Eating Contest
HARLEM – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in Harlem, Quanzilla Yolanda Windmuffin, 26, has been able to eat lots of large things with very little effort. She explains it by saying that she has a very tiny uvula which mak…
Read full storyA Woman In Dallas Claims She Can Give Herself Multiple Orgasms Simply By Thinking About An Eggplant
DALLAS – (Satire News) – Milly Dellapicker, 28, recently told her gynecologist that she has a unique ability to give herself multiple orgasms simply by thinking about an eggplant. Milly says she's still single, and has been giving herself dozens o…
Read full storyA Very Mean Arizona Man Gets Arrested For Abusing His Pet Turtle
TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency reports that a door-to-door flour tortilla salesman in Tombstone, has been arrested for first-degree turtle abuse. Local authorities arrested Derek Simon Sipplovax, 29, for endangering a harmle…
Read full storyOne of Al-Qaeda’s Meanest and Most Notorious Leaders Captured By The US Navy Seals
SUKAHATU, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind reports that one of the most notorious Al-Qaeda leaders Omar Shaker Fasheen is now is custody. A team of 6 Navy Seals captured Fasheen as he was having kinky sexual relations with his…
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