As one approaches the ripe old age of 85, simple things in life tend to become more complicated! A German OAP residing in Ravensburg, whose wife observed him doing the usual OAP things like: Putting his slippers in the fridge, not flushing the bog, forgetting her name, not remembering having any nippers, not knowing what day it is, plus other 'normal' daily routines.
Such a lack of memory is quite common as one grows older, but the weirdest thing, Herr Heinz Humperdinck did forced his wife to contact a local help desk for advice either to lock the old bastard up in a loony bin, or a regular OAP home, which is not much different.
Heinz was given a pair of clean Y fronts by his missus and not wishing to embarrass his wife by showing her his shrivelled, unemployed, 'proud of joy', he locked himself in the bathroom to change his pants.
After several minutes, and groans, his wife knocked on the door and asked if everything was OK.
He answered, "Jawohl Schatz, but I am having a problem getting my willy between my legs, then between the slit, to have a pee, and I am bursting!"
She promptly rung a local help centre for OAP's in desperate need of support, told them what the problem is, and asked if they could send someone round to solve the problem!
Too Late! Poor old Heinz wet his pants before help arrived!
After the tragic incident, Heinz's wife was give some sound advice for the future by the nurse who arrived too late, "Frau Humperdinck, in the future only by undies for your hubby without a Y then he does not have to attempt to pee from the rear if he puts them on back to front, get it?"
Heinz is now quite happy when needing a pee because he does not have to look for a slit anymore and just whips his pants down to enjoy relieving himself like most men do of all ages!