Senator Susan Collins Says...
Susan Collins, the US Senator from Maine, running like a rabbit for re-election, says her opponent, Sara Gideon, will say and do anything to win the election. Meanwhile, Susan is promising that if reelected, she will do everyone’s windows in Maine as…
Read full storyGerman countryside house owner employs wild boars to do his gardening!
(NOT EDITED) After watching a nature programme on TV, a German house owner, who just happens not to have one 'green finger' protruding from his hands, decided to employ a family of wild boars to dig up his garden. His wife, also declined to get on…
Read full storyJackass revisited! President inspires a range of game challenges. Thanks Donald!
Give the guy a break! Everyone's getting at the Donald, right now, just because he insists on breathing Covid into people. But, hey, he merely wants to share with you! Nothing wrong with that! It makes you harder! And thanks to the President, a wh…
Read full storyAmazon sales are dropping
For years, rumors have circulated on urban streets that anyone who buys from Amazon has to be gay. There may be some merit to the urban tale after Amazon's sales dropped when news broke of a transgender man being discriminated against at Amazon. A…
Read full storyThe Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…
Read full storyThis Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The ending of this edition of “Dancing With The Stars” looked like just another episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” minus the chair-throwing and the X-rated cussing and yelling. The new host, Tyra Banks, blamed t…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England
LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…
Read full storyAll of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – CNN is reporting that every maid and cook in the White House has abandoned the Trumpapalooza-infested White House. A Trump staff member, who did not want his name revealed, said that, as soon as the President wal…
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