Washington NFL Team, Formerly Redskins, Unveils New Name: "Elite Strike Force", Loses its Next 12 Games
Washington D.C. - The football team in the nation's capitol, formerly known as the Washington Redskins, decided to adopt the name "Elite Strike Force" when its owner, Trump supporter Daniel Snyder, heard the moniker used by Donald Trump's team of leg…
Read full storyNow That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…
Read full storySo Long Trump, America Is Coming Back
In contrast to Donald Trump's isolationist policy, President-elect Joe Biden’s nominee for Secretary of State Antony Blinken managed to shattered Trump’s policy during his introduction speech. Secretary Blinken described his step-father's experience…
Read full storyWatch Has Been Given New Lease Of Life
A wristwatch that had been laid redundant for more than eight months, after its battery ran out of power on the same day as Lockdown commenced, has seen 'active service' once again, after a new power cell was inserted into it earlier today. Moys K…
Read full storyBiden Buys Film Rights to New ‘MAD’ Movie Just to Piss Off Trump
MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), a hilarious feature screenplay soon to be serialized in a ten-part podcast, has long been a thorn in President Trump’s fat thigh. The script features a parody of President Trump in the form of a character called Do…
Read full storyWild Boars and Squirrels, in Boar War3 Battle, fight to the death over acorns!
(NOT EDITED) David Attenborough though he'd filmed it all, well he hasn't! A battle between David and Goliath took place in rural Germany as acorns fell from a huge oak tree at the bottom of Herr Schmitz's back garden in Bitburg! Families of wild…
Read full storyJoseph Biden confesses what some suspected.
(NOT EDITED) President-Elect of the United States of America, Joseph Biden, has admitted to a close adviser that he is powered by a 1.5 watt battery. The adviser says that Biden has been wearing the power supply for about five years. With the role…
Read full storyBiden Offers Trump Cabinet Post as Beppo The Clown
In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the offer…
Read full storyMiami Dolphins Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa Agrees To Change His Last Name
MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – Miami Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores says he is thrilled that his quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, has finally agreed to change his hard-to-pronounce and hard-to-spell last name. The coach pointed out that Tua's Samoan surn…
Read full storyA Peeping Tom Dressed As Spiderman Comes Real Close To Getting Shot
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) – Manchester police are reporting that Mr. and Mrs. Nigel Ticklewine were having a bit of a sexual encounter, when they heard a strange pecking sound outside their third-floor apartment window. Since the couple…
Read full storyBoy Disciplined For Bringing His 102-Year-Old Grandmother To “Show & Tell”
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – The principal of Mrs. Millard Fillmore Elementary School reported that she had to discipline a second-grader who brought his grandmother to “Show & Tell”. The boy’s teacher, Marlena Figweather, said tha…
Read full storyDucks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.
Evidence of election rigging has roiled New Zealand's "Bird of the Year" competition after a case of ballot-box stuffing has threatened to derail avian democracy. Suspicion began when organizers received more than 1,500 votes sent from the same em…
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #8: The Dust Mite
Well, it's Tuesday again, uninteresting animal lovers, and time for another instalment of our once-popular series on uninteresting animals. Before we get to this week's specimen, we'd just like to apologize for the 16-month gap since the last one;…
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