Joseph Biden confesses what some suspected.

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Wednesday, 25 November 2020

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Biden gets by on a low spark

(NOT EDITED) President-Elect of the United States of America, Joseph Biden, has admitted to a close adviser that he is powered by a 1.5 watt battery. The adviser says that Biden has been wearing the power supply for about five years.

With the role of President expected to be a taxing one for the Democrat politician, people are wondering wether a bigger battery might be needed in the Commander in Chief. A quick check of past Presidents has revealed that Reagan and Bush Snr used 3.5 watt bátteries whilst Clinton and Bush Jnr used 2.5 watt bátteries.

Some people may be shocked to realise that their beloved leaders have been battery powered autobots, but this is the modern reality of American politics.

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