President Trump's Brain Distances Itself From His Mouth
As his party, his family, friends, supporters and closest aides continue to fall away from President Trump in the aftermath of his presidential election defeat, it was the turn, today, of the moron's brain, which decided to distance itself from his b…
Read full storyBarack Obama To Promote "How!" As A Greeting
In what's been called 'an olive branch to Native Americans' whose ancestors were slaughtered by the influx of European pioneers looking for new lives on the continent in the 1800s, ex-President Barack Obama is to promote the Indian "How!" greeting us…
Read full storyMan Has A Tickly Cough He's A Bit Worried About
With the Coronavirus in our midsts, it's understandable that people are just a little bit nervous when they get a regular cough or a cold, and that's exactly what has been the case with one man this week when he had all the symptoms of typical season…
Read full storyNew Zealand Prime Minister Offers COVID-19 Pandemic Tips To Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: New Zealand's prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, has said she has offered to help President-elect Joe Biden manage his response to the coronavirus pandemic once he is inaugurated. New Zealand, which has a population of around 4.8…
Read full storyIn Australia this week....
(NOT EDITED) In breaking news from our Australian correspondent, two larrikin farmers have been chased off their sizeable property by a kangaroo who was supposedly hopping mad at the treatment they were experiencing while feeding on the grassy verge.
Read full storyGiuliani Changes Tactics; Will Plead that Trump is Insane and Therefore Can't be Removed from White House
Washington - After dozens of his lawsuits filed in various states seeking to overturn the election of Joe Biden failed, Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani will try a new approach with the courts in the battleground states as of Monday. Rudy and his team o…
Read full storyAutumnal fog and mist spoil view into neighbour's bathroom!
(NOT EDITED) A still horny, ageing peeping Tom, living in Bexleyheath, UK, enjoyed a beautiful view from his bedroom window all year until autumn mists and fog impaired his daily cheap thrill! Even with a huge telescope, it was impossible to see w…
Read full storyA 10-Year-Old Boy, Who Is In Self-Isolation With His Parents, Is Starting To Eat The Furniture.
OPELOUSAS, Louisiana – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports a 10-year-old who is self-isolating with his parents is starting to go stir-crazy. The parents, Trevor and Addendina Acorn, are extremely worried and are beside themselves, as little Ti…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Is Depressed
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…
Read full storyMcDonalds Has Banned Rudy Giuliani
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the McDonalds Corporation, has just issued a corporate memo, which prohibits President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, from setting foot in any McDonalds restaurant in the nation. Board member,…
Read full storyMask Burners Arrested, Charged With Anarchy
Sacramento, CA. Special to The Spoof. California's Gov. Gavin Newsom today order the arrest of protesters caught burning Covid-19 masks. His action was immediately condemned by suburban, upper middle class women, most of whom were wearing MAGA hats,…
Read full storyPutting The Turkey Back Into The White House
Trump’s people say: “We are fully prepared for continued suits, (dumb fights before judges) and continued attempts to create confusion, (more dumb fights before more judges) and to do everything we possibly can to slow things and fight for…” Our…
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