Putting The Turkey Back Into The White House

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 23 November 2020

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"Four more years in the White House. Sounds yummy good!"

Trump’s people say: “We are fully prepared for continued suits, (dumb fights before judges) and continued attempts to create confusion, (more dumb fights before more judges) and to do everything we possibly can to slow things and fight for…”

Our turkey getting back into the White House.

Same turkey who throws babies into cages and separates parents from their children. Trump, who never took child-rearing seriously, leaving it to the woman he impregnated, says, “So what’s the problem with cages? They have a roof over their heads.”

It seems that Be Best supports her husband’s decision to lock up children. “It’s like life in Slovenia, so what? I don’t care, do you? These children were brought over by Coyotes, not parents, and dumped at the border.”

The Baby Jesus was born away from his village in a place called Bethlehem, south of Jerusalem. His parents were on their way to Jerusalem for a census. He wasn’t ripped from his mother’s arms, put into a cage, accused of trespassing, and Mary and Joseph weren’t accused of being Coyotes.

Ummm, for proclaiming to be Pro-Life and that every lentil size egg should grow up, Pro-Lifers have a less than Pro-Life attitude for living babies and children looking for asylum from dictators.

“Shut your face, or I’ll pull out one of my guns and blast your balls off.”

“And do everything we possibly can to slow things and fight for...”

Our turkey getting back into the White House.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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