(NOT EDITED) A still horny, ageing peeping Tom, living in Bexleyheath, UK, enjoyed a beautiful view from his bedroom window all year until autumn mists and fog impaired his daily cheap thrill!
Even with a huge telescope, it was impossible to see what he had been seeing through clear, crisp winter days, warm spring sunshine, and hot, sweaty, summer mornings!
His neighbour, from across the road, is a beautiful young thing, firm breasts, long flowing black hair, and perfectly shaped po! His missus is a 74 year-old, sagging, nagging, chatter-box, who loves local scandal, and talks incessant nonsense on the telephone with her lady friends!
"Damn fog and mist, is driving me mad!" He claimed, "I hate autumn!"
The young neighbour, who showers every morning before heading off to London, never noticed the old man peeping at her until the window cleaner started arriving earlier to catch a view too. She confronted him, and while telling him to 'fuck off", and come around when she's at work, noticed the flashing of his telescope lens, not his willie!
She decided not to tell the police that she was being goggled (not googled) on because maybe his cheap thrill in the morning is something he cherishes, especially with an ugly, bitch wife like that!
However, she ordered a pair of non-see-through curtains from Amazon, and discreetly told her quite pleasant, ageing, peeping Tom neighbour, "if you want a cheap thrill every morning, you must pay for it!"
He agreed. They became intimate Facebook friends, communicate via Private Message, she sends him a selfie, and he drops an envelope in her letter box every week with a tenner in it!
Such is the modern world, you must pay for what you desire if you can't get it from 'her indoors!' In addition, non-paying window cleaners, hoping for a cheap thrill cleaning bathroom windows can 'toss' off!