AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game.
But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in the drawer.
Tiger, who of late has been playing more like a Tiger Cub, finished in 38th place at the PGA Masters Golf Tournament in Augusta.
Woods told Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that the way he played, he could have been beaten by a trained flamingo, who had only the basic golf skills.
Dottie Bazooka, with SBIM said that it was sad to see the once great Tiger Woods, be reduced to a mere golfer, especially after he missed hitting the ball on the 3rd, 7th, 13th, and 19th holes.
Tiger said that it was a bit windy due to Hurricane Gamma, which was down in Central America.
When the legendary golfer was asked if he felt embarrassed at finishing in 38th place, he shook his head and asked "Does Trump lie?...hell yes, hell, hell yes!"