Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 16 November 2020

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Melania has already received a $1.4 million advance on her tell-all book about her soon-to-be ex-husband.

WASHINGTON, D. C. – With President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael Bolton; his niece, Mary Trump; his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen; and a White House cook, all writing tell-all books on him, it’s no wonder that First Lady, Melania, has decided to jump on the bandwagon and join the fray.

Tabitha Tula Wishywater with GOPicky Magazine noted there was no one on the face of the earth, who knows Trump better than Melania - not even Stormy Daniels!

Wishywater lauded Melania's “Be Best” program, although she did tell her that the proper name should actually have been “Be The Best”.

She asked Melania to name three things that no one knew about her husband.

Melania said that her hubby has a tattoo of his initials on his left ball.

She said that he actually messed up because it really should have been on his right ball, as in Republican.

Melania also divulged that Donald really and truly hates Sean Hannity, but he just uses him to get all the free publicity.

She said her husband is only 45% sure that Eric is really his.

Melania revealed that the title of her tell-all book will be “Melania’s Tell-All Book”.

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