Fauci discovered lurking near Washington Monument with Obedience Training Manual in back pocket
Mr. Fauci's current stand on the need for the American people to “just do what you're told” took on new tones and insinuations this evening. Investigators found him pacing near the famous monument to George Washington which, according to historian…
Read full storyMan Unable To Swallow Tablet
An Englishman who was given a selection of different kinds of medication by a doctor he went to see, has revealed how one of the items was so large, that he had severe difficulty in swallowing it. The medicine concerned was prescribed by Dr. Kwak…
Read full storyWill Melania Trump Attend The Biden Inauguration?
It is believed by most, with opinions that don't matter, that Donald Trump will be a 'no-show' at the Biden inauguration. However, there is speculation (and Vegas bets) that Melania Trump, a US citizen and, by then, the former First Lady, may toss he…
Read full storyMass anti-lockdown protests in London by women with 'barge-arses', and men with huge 'beer guts!!'
The lockdown is something that is, obviously, not a good thing for many people, but it is a necessary evil, if we are to eradicate COVID-19. However, on the path to vaccines, there are many mountains to climb, especially with women developing 'barge-…
Read full storyDid Dominic Cumming's Take all of the Staplers?
Following the sacking/resignation etc. of Dominic Cummings, it has been revealed that Number 10 no longer has any staplers or even staples. A political expert, Noggin McWhirter said: 'I don't really need to put the cat amongst the pigeons, but Dom…
Read full storyIt's Finally Official: 306 to 232
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - After what seemed like weeks, the final Electoral College numbers are in, and Joe Biden will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January. The final Electoral College vote tally was 306 to 232; a virtual la…
Read full storyJosh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…
Read full storyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – The two country lovebirds are so looking forward to their upcoming 2021 Country Valentine’s Music Tour. Blake and Gwen announced to Boom Boom News that they have booked the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to b…
Read full storyKaty Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…
Read full storyGOP Asks Judge to Invalidate Election After Pineapple Inadvertently Added to Pizza Delivered to Vote Counters
Philadelphia - Running out of options after federal and state courts tossed all of their complaints filed to invalidate the election results In Pennsylvania, Republican lawyers led by Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani held a hastily-called news c…
Read full storySurprise, Surprise, Donald Trump Didn’t Win
Donald Trump planned that his hand-picked Supreme Court would throw out all the mail-in ballots. But guess what happened? Mail-in ballots were not thrown out; they were received, counted, and accurately gave the majority votes to the Biden-Harris…
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