New virus measures underway re protections from going loony
Led by the US, global administrators are reaching new heights of vaccine development. Nevertheless, public skepticism has been growing as the pandemic continues, although establishment politicians and media consider this resistance “entirely unrea…
Read full storyBiden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it pronto”
Despite at least half a dozen states in dispute as to a reliable vote count, plus the onset of legal challenges, Mr. Biden is eager to move on. He has already been talking with foreign leaders (violation of the Logan Act), which put Trump and his…
Read full storyUS Satire writers commit mass suicide because there's nothing more for them to spoof about!
(NOT EDITED) Internet spoof/satire sites are dropping like flies smelling poo on the ground, and getting their feet stuck in it! Global satire writers are hitting empty walls with impunity after their greatest subject has been blown into oblivion, a…
Read full storyBiden wants a toy train set
President-elect of the United States of America, Joe Biden, has requested a large toy train set be assembled in the Oval Office to keep him amused each day he is the POTUS. Biden had one set up in the Vice President's Office when he was Obama's under…
Read full storyJared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…
Read full storyAn Extremely Delusional Trump Says He Plans To Continue With His Campaign Hate Rallies
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider told GOPicky Magazine that he has never seen the President looking sadder than he is now looking. The staffer revealed that POTUS is spending most of his time in the White House bunker, surr…
Read full storyNFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Will Be Implementing A New Football Rule – Throw a Punch and You’ll Get Thrown Out of The Game
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, has informed the sports media, that he has had it with all of these playing field bullies that carry on as if they're on a high school campus. He noted that the latest b…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election
(NOT EDITED) LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Keeps Looking Sexier and Sexier
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the start of the new DWTS season, lots of long-time viewers didn't like Tyra Banks. And that was because they had grown to love Tom Bergeron, who was there from the very first show, 29 seasons ago. But Tom was fired…
Read full storyGetting Trump Out Of The White House
A contest is being held listing ways to remove Donald Trump from the White House. The election loss has not been accepted by the current resident, who insists (with absolutely no proof) that the election was stolen from him by Joe Biden. Sleepy J…
Read full storyJohn Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"
A judge has ruled that Pulp Fiction star John Travolta did not have a contract-style execution carried out on his son who died after a seizure in the Bahamas in 2009. Prosecutor Neil Braithwaite said that, although the truth may never be known abo…
Read full storyColonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO
The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…
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