Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 10 November 2020

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Trump hates China so much, he could very well launch a missile strike on Hong Kong.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter.

He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned that, in his mood of melancholia, his daddy-in-law may just launch a missile strike against China.

In fact, Kushner has talked to his wife, Ivanka, and her two brothers,
Dopey and Sneezy, and she says they should take the missile launching remote and hide it.

Eric commented that they should pawn it off, and make some money, and Donald Jr., said they should donate it to the Smithsonian Museum.

Meanwhile, Jared feels that they should just take the batteries out, and if the President launches a missile strike, he'll never know the difference.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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