Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics
"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...
Read full storyForbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again
Usually, Forbes publishes the Top 10 lists of people that have more than you will ever dream of having, but this time they decided to make a list of the people that own you. 1) Jeff Bezos Yes...when you created your Amazon account, you didn’t rea...
Read full storyRomney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...
Read full storyRonaldo In Coronavirus Scare
There was widespread pandemonium in both Italy and Portugal this afternoon, after it was announced that footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, had been involved in a scare in relation to the deadly Coronavirus currently sweeping the globe. Ronaldo, 35, ha...
Read full storyPolitical Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'
In the wake of American disillusionment following the skeleton impeachment "trial" of United States President Donald Trump - which, unlike the standard trial in the American judiciary system, did not allow for the introduction of any witnesses, docum...
Read full storyShakira Has Already Had 714 Marriage Proposals Since Performing At The Super Bowl
CHICAGO – Shakira was in Chicago to perform at a sold-out concert at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum. She talked to Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine reporter Sigmund Cottonseed. The Colombian firecracker, who is 43, told him that, since her a...
Read full storyTom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...
Read full storyPresident Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Johnny Trump, 73, (and tipping the weight scales at 273) has just become the luckiest president in the history of American presidents. Maximus Bedstraw with The Grandiose News Organization stated, “Every Republ...
Read full storyWith Trump's Acquittal, the Pardons Will Now Start to Roll
The White House, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Sources inside the West Wing reveal that White House lawyers have been quietly preparing pardons for the half-dozen or more Trump associates either already i...
Read full story'A Question Of Sport' Sue Barker Faces Axe
A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...
Read full storyPumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!
A man who, only last week, revealed that some onion chips he purchased and ate during a roadside stop on the way home from a market were "delicious", has now said that a packet of pumpkin chips he bought a few days later were even more tasty than the...
Read full storyNews Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment
For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...
Read full storyTrump Impeachment Trial Renews Americans' Faith in Kangaroo Courts
Following the Senate decision to disallow witnesses at the impeachment trial of United States President Donald Trump, and to acquit Trump of the charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, polls show a renewed American confidence in kangar...
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