Jewish Pink Floyd Fans Hold Memorial Candle Light Ceremony for Israel-Hater Roger Waters
New York, NY - Hundreds of Jewish Pink Floyd fans gathered together in a synagogue on Manhattan's Upper East Side yesterday, to mourn the Roger Waters they thought they knew--a creative genius that did not unabashedly reveal himself to his fans and t...
Read full storyEx-Prime Minister David Cameron’s Bodyguard banned from BA flights after leaving really smelly dump in toilet and not flushing
Former British Prime Minister David Cameron is looking for a new body guard after his existing one was banned from British Airways flights. The ex-SAS, six-foot-six protection officer, who has fought off angry Brexiteers and violent socialists to...
Read full storyPoozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...
Read full storyWoman Admits Going to Company Lunch Only for Free Food
Mere minutes before the Super Bowl lunch hosted by the law firm where she works, Pam Cooper of Nashville, Tennessee, confided to a coworker that she was planning to attend the event solely for the free food. "I was a little taken aback," said coll...
Read full storyIvanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump’s first of two daughters recently talked with The Right Coast Revue regarding her childhood. She told Asburn Wasabi that, unlike most 12-year-old girls who had a Barbie Doll, Ivanka said that she had 34 Barbie Dolls, i...
Read full storyPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...
Read full storyDonald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos
WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...
Read full storyLiverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea
After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...
Read full storyTommy Robinson Has Vanished
Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised. Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a...
Read full storySmoker Approached By Council About Potholes
A man who is known to have lung cancer caused by more than 60 years of smoking cigarettes, has been contacted by his local council, who asked if he might be amenable to letting them have some of his tar to fix the potholes in the city's roads. Dav...
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