Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 5 February 2020

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Ivanka speaking at The Young Filthy Rich GOP Millionaires of America Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump’s first of two daughters recently talked with The Right Coast Revue regarding her childhood. She told Asburn Wasabi that, unlike most 12-year-old girls who had a Barbie Doll, Ivanka said that she had 34 Barbie Dolls, including "Nazi Barbie".

The nation’s first daughter recalled that, when she turned 16, her daddy raised her weekly allowance from $85 a week to $2,000 a week.

Ivanka was asked about the fact that there was a rumor going around that the president had kissed her on the mouth at her 16th birthday party.

Ivanka blushed. She took a drink of her Mango Margarita, and said, “Well, truth be told, he did kiss me on the lips, but it was only for about 25 seconds or so.”

She then went on to say, “My goodness, I mean, you know, it’s not like we dated or anything like that.” Ivanka stood up and told Wasabi that the interview was over because she had to leave to go get a bikini wax.

(IN CLOSING – Senator Lindsey Graham was asked what he thought about Nancy Pelosi’s new nickname for him “Sidesaddle” Graham. He giggled and said “Mrs. Pelosi can kiss my cute little Dixieland butt".)

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