Tommy Robinson Has Vanished

Written by Mister Meaner

Wednesday, 5 February 2020

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Where has Tommy got to?

Tommy Robinson, the rabble-rousing activist who makes it his primary business to 'get in the faces' of Muslims across the UK, and give them a good talking to, has disappeared, it's been realised.

Tommy, who's not afraid of putting himself about a bit and courting danger, used to be seen regularly on Facebook making problems for followers of Islam, or streaming live diatribes from exotic northern locations such as Rochdale, Rotherham and Leeds, but nobody has heard from him for about six months.

Or maybe more.

Robinson, who was born Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, is a Luton Town football supporter and former hooligan, and the team's current position at the very foot of the Championship may have something to do with his disappearance.

If anyone has seen Stephen, or knows his whereabouts, could you keep it to yourself, please.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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