Trump’s A Pathological Liar, With Fake Hair, Obesity And Spray-on Sun Tan.
Who had the pelotas to speak that truth about Donald Trump? According to Bloomberg News, it was Mike Bloomberg. He repeated what his Press Secretary said: Donald Trump was a pathological liar, with fake hair, obese and had a spray-on suntan. Many...
Read full storyDNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges
With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...
Read full storyAdam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia
The New York Times has reported that, following Mr. Schiff's peroration at the end of Mr. Trump's impeachment trial yesterday, he left the dais with tears in his eyes. His muttering as he stepped away has been translated that he will make a heroic...
Read full storyMichael Avenatti Appears at Press Conference in New Hampshire and Declares Victory in Iowa Caucus
Concord, New Hampshire - Attorney Michael Avenatti appeared at a hastily-called news conference at the New Hampshire State Capitol building, declared himself the victor of yesterday's Iowa Caucus, and vowed to capture the Democratic nomination for pr...
Read full storyTrump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked
DES MOINES, Iowa – An unnamed source is reporting that an unnamed source is alleging that President Trump has had a hand in what many are calling “The Big Iowa Primary Mess From Hell.” An individual who will be simply known as “Simple Simon” says...
Read full storyBiden secretly in training with Hillary over gaffes re Ukraine, Hunter, etc., etc.
Insider sources indicate Joe Biden has been sequestered with Ms. Clinton in a low building with back entrances and a secret elevator somewhere in Washington D.C. A training program is underway on image-control. Former Ukraine prosecutor Viktor...
Read full storyNashville Man Wonders if He Could Be in Denial about Being Transgender
While never consciously having desired to be anything other than the male stud that he is, Luke Hendrix of Nashville, Tennessee, wondered if he could possibly be in denial about being transgemder. "I've been in denial about so many things," said H…
Read full storySerbians Hacked Iowa Vote, Protesting Sanders, Biden Votes to Bomb Serbia
Sarajevo, Serbia. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Despite denials by the Iowa Democratic party that hackers had disrupted the count from the state's Democratic caucuses - the first votes in the 2020 presidential election -...
Read full storyCher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago
HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...
Read full storyThe Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...
Read full storyChinese Coronavirus Hospital Was Made From Sticky Rice
It's been alleged by undercover sources in China, that the hospital in Wuhan that was built from start to finish in 10 days, to house those suffering from the deadly Coronavirus, is made from sticky rice and papier mâché. The Huoshenshan Hospital...
Read full storyPower Blackout Ruined Man's Breakfast Routine
A power blackout at a most inconvenient time this morning, put paid to one man's regular breakfast arrangement, and forced him to make urgent changes to his routine. Electricity to properties in the Tapon area of Battambang was cut at around 6:00a...
Read full storyWill President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he give...
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