WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning.
According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judges had voted 8-1 to inform the president that he has to remember that he was elected to be the president of everyone in the entire nation, and not just the president of his base.
When Trump got the phone call from Chief Justice John Roberts informing him about the 8-1 decision against him, he became so angry that he kicked a hole in the kitchen wall. He also took an egg beater out of the utensil drawer and stomped on it with his tiny little feet.
He then angrily picked up a bucket of KFC chicken wings that he was eating, and he threw it at Steve “The Turdhead” Mnuchin, who was sitting at a table eating a broccoli, pomegranate and spam sandwich.
POTUS was quoted as saying that he was going to fine the eight judges who voted against him $7,250 each. He then said that he was also going to be taking away their vacation time and their McDonalds credit cards.
Chief Justice Roberts informed him that he could in fact legally fine each one of the judges and take away their vacation time, but that he could not take away their McDonalds credit cards.
Trump yelled, “Look, you loser, you seem to have forgotten; that, in your eyes, I am not the president! I am the king, I am King Donald the First, and that means that I can do whatever the friggin’ hell I want to do!”
(IN CLOSING – Chief Justice Roberts reportedly hung up on the self-proclaimed King Donald the First, and the word is that Trump will be getting a visit from the FBI, who are going to remind the pathological “Cheater-in-Chief” that he, in fact, is not the King or even the prince, for that matter.)