Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request
The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
Read full storyPrime Minister Boris Johnson says radicalised Islamists are very difficult to deprogramme
Following the events of Sunday, 2 February, when a radicalised Islamist attacked innocent people on the streets of London, and it turned out that he had been released from jail only a few days earlier, halfway through a prison sentence for terrorist...
Read full storyA Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - The Monumental Polling Council, which is based in Rancho Cucamonga, recently conducted a poll of all of the registered voters in the entire state and the results were quite eye-opening. The results showed, without a...
Read full storyNashville Man Overcomes Workaholism
Through not a lot of hard work and perseverance, Joey Collins of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully managed to overcome his inherited tendency toward workaholism. "My dad was a workaholic, so I learned to identify the signs," he said. "Like always...
Read full storyMan-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO
The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women A WHO spokesman told a news conferenc...
Read full storyPresident Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi. POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.
MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...
Read full storyOxford English Dictionary To Replace The Plural 'S' With 'Z'
The Oxford English Dictionary, the world's leading authority on something, is to take radical action by removing the letter 's' from all plural forms, and replacing it with 'z', because that's already what many people do now anyway. The move comez...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break
Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...
Read full storyCoronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death
Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...
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