The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women
A WHO spokesman told a news conference last night: “It has now been established beyond any shadow of a doubt that men with coronavirus will suffer far more debilitating effects from the illness than their female counterparts.
“A male sufferer can expect to be confined to the sofa with a box of man-size tissues and the TV remote control for anything up to six weeks.
“Doing any form of work around the house will be totally out of the question, and, in extreme cases, they may even have to be helped to the toilet and up the stairs to bed by a female partner.
“Women, on the other hand, will feel quite unwell and physically weak, but will still be able to cook meals, clean the house and take the kids to school, as well as make cups of sweet tea with an added drop of whiskey for their stricken male partners, as they heroically battle for life on the sofa.'