RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - The Monumental Polling Council, which is based in Rancho Cucamonga, recently conducted a poll of all of the registered voters in the entire state and the results were quite eye-opening.
The results showed, without a shadow of a doubt, that Californians just do not believe a single word that comes out of Donald J Trump’s orange lying mouth.
The MPC poll showed that 96.9% of all registered voters say that the man in the White House just flat-out lies and lies, and then lies some more.
A resident of La Brea, Rhett Loinquist, 37, said that he hates “Emperor Fat Rump” more than he hates jock itch. He asked, “just how in the friggin’ world does 'Old Baby Fingers'' fan base not see that this fake president is one big, massive orange ball of lies?”
Magnolia Washington-Jefferson, 24, of Sausalito noted, “Hell iffin dat ugly-haired, wrinkled old codger wuz Pinocchio den his nose it dun be stretchin’ all da ways from Washington D.C. tuh Winnemucca, Nevada, yes it sho nuff be doin’ dat fa damn sho, ah ha.”
(IN CLOSING – Tomi “The Evil Barbie” Lahren of Fox News cried to Sean “The Hairdo” Hannity that each day she gets an average of 419 horribly nasty threats. The arrogantly sarcastic GOPunkette pointed out that 341 of the threats are from Democrats and 78 are from Republicans.)