Man shocked to learn that not everything on the Internet is about him....
A man has been shocked to learn that not everything on the Internet is about him. Donald Trump, a man who is a stranger to sense, politeness, and treating people properly, was saddened to learn this salient information. 'I have words. I have the b...
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There was shock and consternation today, when the Queen pointed out that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle do not actually have the right to use their names. The sprightly 93-year-old pointed out 'As they were neither the first Harry or Meghan to be...
Read full storyMAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the most crazed Trump supporters couldn’t believe that when Air Force One landed yesterday in Las Vegas for a giant Trump rally, that they would witness a miracle. Speaking of miracles, the president opened the rally by in...
Read full storyAs Coronavirus Threatens, Americans Glad to Have Strong Serious Leader Who Trusts in Science at the Helm
Washington - As the scientific and medical community works to allay fears of the spread of the coronavirus, and cases of the new disease spread beyond China to new areas of the globe, America's courageous leader Donald Trump continued his tour of the...
Read full storyNashville Buddhist Explains that His Enlightenment Has Been More Subtle
Brett Mavens of Nashville, Tennessee, who has been practicing Buddhist meditation for over ten years, explained that, while the effects of his spiritual practice may not be noticeable to the outside world, he has experienced a profound internal shift...
Read full storyPresident Trump Hammers Fox News Saying They’re Going Downhill Faster Than Meghan McCain On A Metal Trash Can Lid
JACKPOT, Nevada – The 45th president Donald Johnny Trump was campaigning up in Jackpot, Nevada, allegedly the home of The Nevada Chapter of The KKK. The Jackpot chief of security, Leander F. Capote, 57, stated to the media that there were 117 peop...
Read full storyManchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him
Daragh Curley, the 10-year-old Manchester United 'fan' who wrote a letter to Liverpool boss, Jürgen Klopp, asking him if he could fix it for the Anfield club to lose a few games so that they might not win the Premier League title, has revealed that i...
Read full storyIvanka Trump Walks Off Stephen Colbert's Late Night Talk Show
NEW YORK CITY – The nation’s first daughter, Ivanka Trump, appeared with Stephen Colbert on his late night talk show. She was introduced as President Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter. Amazingly enough, out of the 200 audience members, onl...
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Tells Devin Nunes That If He Has Naked Photos of President Trump He Needs To Show Them To Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi texted Devin “No Nuts” Nunes and informed him that he will be subpoenaed, and he will have to show the nude photos of President Trump that he allegedly has. Nunes texted “Cupcakes” Pelosi back,...
Read full storyMonkey Woods Is Really Football Writer Stuart Mathieson
BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed that Monkey Woods isn't who he claims to be, he should feel vindicated. Stuart Mathieson, who covered Manchester United for the Manchester Evening News for 22 years, admitted today that he has been writing for...
Read full storyMutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship
The cruise ship, SS Diamond Princess, which has been docked at Yokohama in Japan, whilst hundreds of its passengers are being tested for the Coronavirus, has been over-run by a contingent of men with makeshift weapons, who have seized control of the...
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