As Coronavirus Threatens, Americans Glad to Have Strong Serious Leader Who Trusts in Science at the Helm

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 22 February 2020

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Courageous Inspiring Leader of All Americans, Trump

Washington - As the scientific and medical community works to allay fears of the spread of the coronavirus, and cases of the new disease spread beyond China to new areas of the globe, America's courageous leader Donald Trump continued his tour of the country, appearing in front of crowds and inventing new nicknames and insults for his political opponents.

A man of ideas and vision, such as his bold move to save the country's billionaires and corporations hundreds of millions in taxes, while running a trillion-dollar deficit, and his demonstration to fellow wealthy citizens how to run a golf resort by billing the government for millions in fees while playing his favorite game, has inspired a country to spring into action as the number of the novel virus cases increases dramatically.

His followers were impressed when he addressed the coronavirus health issue recently outside the White House, with the inspiring statement that "maybe the weather will get warm soon".

Observers were also encouraged that the President's beliefs and faith rest firmly with science, logic and reason, as opposed to others who are quick to believe myths and conspiracy theories like the Clinton Murders, Pizzagate, Climate Warming Denial, Ukrainian Servers, the Deep State Conspiracy and Birtherism. It's a good thing, said the White House insiders we spoke with, that our leader doesn't waste his time with those pursuits.

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