A man has been shocked to learn that not everything on the Internet is about him. Donald Trump, a man who is a stranger to sense, politeness, and treating people properly, was saddened to learn this salient information.
'I have words. I have the best words, but none to describe how I feel right now at this moment,' said the small-handed, ginger world leader.
He continued, 'I was also told recently that the world existed before I did, and that the world coped admirably without me in it. Now, I will have to go and study that. If people have been lying to me about that, what else have they been lying to me about?'
