In a Recent Development, 67% of U.S. Prison Inmates Now Identify as Mistreated Friends of Trump
Washington - After President Donald Trump complained about the mistreatment of friends, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort and Michael Flynn, by the justice system, and discussions about pardoning them and other jailed Trump cronies, the White House and Depa...
Read full storyTrump, Barr Send Giuliani to Minnesota to Investigate Beverage Industry Job Given to Klobuchar Daughter
Washington - Following up on Fox News reports that the daughter of Presidential candidate, Amy Klobuchar, received a lucrative appointment at a Minnesota retail beverage establishment while she was only 6 years old, President Donald Trump and his fi...
Read full storyBill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"
Washington - Trump fixer and alleged Attorney General of the United States, William Barr, complained to a reporter yesterday that his boss's tweets and rants to the media were making his job of investigating and trashing Trump's political opponents,...
Read full storyCharleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine
Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...
Read full storyBoris's loony plans welcomed by sycophantic press
The UK Government announced this week that the HS2 high speed link from London to the north of England will proceed. However, there will be some slight changes from the original plan. In a rambling presentation, Prime Minister Boris Johnson excitedly...
Read full storyManchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford
As reported in these pages earlier in the week, Manchester United have, this morning, agreed terms with their former star player, Eric Cantona, to take over the management of the club from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with immediate effect. Cantona, 53, w...
Read full storyCoronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name
The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...
Read full storyEngland, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office
NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...
Read full storyGeorge Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans
PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...
Read full storyThe President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...
Read full storyThe Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce
There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...
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