Trump, Barr Send Giuliani to Minnesota to Investigate Beverage Industry Job Given to Klobuchar Daughter

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 15 February 2020

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Klobuchar's Daughter Seen in Exclusive Fox News Expose

Washington - Following up on Fox News reports that the daughter of Presidential candidate, Amy Klobuchar, received a lucrative appointment at a Minnesota retail beverage establishment while she was only 6 years old, President Donald Trump and his fixer/Attorney General, Bill Barr, sent Trump Attorney and Government subcontractor, Rudy Giuliani, to Minnesota to investigate the charges.

The move was taken after Klobuchar performed well in the Iowa Caucus and New Hampshire Primary.

Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump weighed in on the issue in a Fox News interview. "This is clearly a case of Klobuchar using her position to get her kids jobs," said Donald Jr.

Barr was also looking into a report that Pete Buttigieg, currently the leader in the Democratic Presidential race, made an "unannounced trip to Afghanistan about 10 years ago".

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