Bill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 15 February 2020

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Trump with Lawyer and Alleged AG of the U.S. Barr

Washington - Trump fixer and alleged Attorney General of the United States, William Barr, complained to a reporter yesterday that his boss's tweets and rants to the media were making his job of investigating and trashing Trump's political opponents, blocking constitutionally legal efforts by Congress and law enforcement to acquire information, and ordering DOJ attorneys to go light on sentencing for Trump's lawbreaking cronies, "extremely difficult".

"I don't know how I can conduct his personal agenda in private if he keeps tweeting and screaming about it at rallies, and blowing my cover," said Barr to the reporter.

In a separate interview, Trump said he had "full confidence" in the Attorney General, but Steven Miller, his top White House aid, was rumored to be looking at Rudy Giuliani and other close confidants to replace Barr.

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