Joe Biden Tells of Smoothing Pavement and Racial Tensions in S.C. Speech
Charleston, S.C. - Joe Biden told a peculiar tale of his adventures with a man named “Afro-Bunny”, a car trunk, and a wild ride down a road full of potholes. An audience of potential Biden supporters were treated to a rambling tale of a teen’s mi...
Read full storyFBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD
BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...
Read full storySatellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma
Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...
Read full storyNashville Man Hits a Wall
Kyle Gentry of Nashville, Tennessee, was happily cruising down the road one afternoon in his 2006 Pontiac when he hit a wall – or, more accurately, The Wall. "It was Pink Floyd’s groundbreaking album," Kyle explained. "Someone had hurled it out a...
Read full storyGeorge Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020. Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and couns...
Read full storyAttorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...
Read full storyA New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...
Read full storyStranger who mistakes Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings for homeless man and gives him money to buy coffee is escorted off the premises
Prime Minister Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings doesn’t dress like other advisors. He long ago swapped a tie and suit for an anorak and beanie hat. He may be the man that all Tory MPs are afraid of, but few members of the public recognise him among...
Read full storyTrouble In Paradise? Trump And Barr Spat
Is there trouble in paradise between Trump and Lindsey Graham? No, Lindsey is still singing Trump’s tunes. Between Trump and Mitch McConnell? No, Mitch is still percolating for Trump. Trump and Giuliani? No, the mouth is always yapping. Trump and Bil...
Read full storyIncreasing calls for New York to regulate sex cults
With the recent arrest of Lawrence Ray, leader of a sex cult that traced its origins back to a dorm at Sarah Lawrence College, parents and officials in the State of New York are calling upon lawmakers to regulate the state’s burgeoning sex cult indus...
Read full storyEnglish Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes
The government has announced plans to look at changing all UK placenames that have a 'foreign sound', to something a little bit more English. The move comes just two weeks after Brexit, and is intended to appease people who think 'foreigners' stil...
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