A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 14 February 2020

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Trump was shocked when he learned that the woman who yelled at him is a Republican.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries.

As he was sitting at his table talking to a Stormy Daniels lookalike diner, a woman from a table in the back yelled out, “Hey, ‘Little Baby Fingers’, enjoy your burger, you orange-faced racist.”

Trump instantly put down his Triple Meat Burger, and walked over to the woman. He had four secret service agents with him. He told the lady, who has been identified as Persephone W. Vippacool. 38, of Boston, that he could have her shot for saying such a stupid dumbass remark.

Ms. Vippacool told him to get the hell out of her face before she called the manager. Trump pointed his finger in her face and yelled out, “Hey, you ugly cow patty bitch, It is apparent that you do not have a TV, because if you did, you scarecrow-looking loser, you’d know that I am the king, I mean the president."

The woman threw her hot dog at "Comrade Trump", and one of his secret service agents jumped in front of POTUS and deflected it.

The manager saw what was happening, and he walked over to Trump, and said, “Hey, orange boy, I don’ give a flying f*** who the hell you are, you can’t come in here and threaten my customers. This is my restaurant; it ain’t your piece of shit Trump Tower. Now leave before I go in the back and get my effen shotgun."

(IN CLOSING – “Old Cheeto Fingers” left, but before he did, he told Miss Vippacool that he was going to deport her cellulite ass to Ethiopia.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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