George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 14 February 2020

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George Conway has revealed that his wife Kellyanne, adviser to Trump, has the Initials DJT tattooed on her ass.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020.

Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and counselor, told iNA’s Kitty Segovia that the one and only goal of his very influential group is to see that “Old Baby Fingers" gets his orange predator ass kicked in November, and has to return to New York City.

Conway said that the man he calls “The Little Peter Tweeter” has no more business being our president than a friggin duck has of being a gynecologist.

Kellyanne’s husband, who has been nicknamed “The Hunk” by Barbra Streisand, said that he has lots and lots of explicit photos of “Old Trumpelstilskin” that he plans to release as the presidential campaign goes along.

Conway laughed, and said that he doesn’t want to give anything away just yet, but one of the photos includes a hound dog, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, a watermelon, and a vibrator.

(IN CLOSING - Judge Jeanine “Porpoise Lips” Pirro of Fox News is adamantly denying that she has the hots for Hillary Clinton.)

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