Trump to be Impeached Daily

Written by Political Wizard

Thursday, 13 February 2020

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President "should not have done this"

Leading Democrats have outlined plans to impeach President Donald J. Trump "all day, every day."

After the two-year Mueller Report found no wrongdoings against The Donald, itchy lawmakers waited it out a few months before opening proceedings, after he spent time on the phone to a foreign prime minister.

Over the past few days, house leaders say they are planning on impeaching the President again, because he thinks the 9-year sentence suggested for Roger Stone is barbaric.

Trump will also have to fend off impeachment charges that he purposefully drives sales of Coca Cola by drinking it, inflates stocks at McDonald's by eating it, and that he is guilty of an abuse of power against his presidential toilet for shitting on it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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