The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to Play at Trump's Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez has just told his radio show listeners that Eric Trump has just booked his daddy’s favorite band, The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, to play at the Trump Family’s New Year’s Eve Party…
Read full storyJust Call Me Dr. Slim
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle reached for the sky and finally found it. Today, after years of postponed achievement, he will receive a Doctorate in Forensic Micro-Sleuthing from La Fontaine College, located in Marondera, a city in Mashonaland E…
Read full storyTruckdriver stuck in a huge jam in front of Dover attempts to pee in a bush, but misses!
(NOT EDITED) Things are getting quite desperate among hundreds of trucks waiting for French authorities to open their borders to UK traffic. Most truckers, who come from Eastern Europe, do not speak English or French, and are wondering why they are s…
Read full storyQueen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives
You know it's been a bad year when even Her Majesty the Queen starts to swear, but that's exactly what happened ladt week, when, making the recording for her traditional Christmas Day address to the nation, the royal let fly with a volley of expletiv…
Read full storySanta rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole
The first week of vaccine roll-out led to only 3,000 anaphylactic emergency responses out of some 80,000 injections. This percentage is well within the 5% danger possibilities of the new vaccines. The anaphylactic allergic response leads to fai…
Read full storyHandbook For Would-Be Politicians
Thinking of changing careers? Hungry for the spotlight? Why not consider politics? It’s not as difficult as you think. Just follow these few simple steps: YOU NEED A SLOGAN! First, you need a slogan. Remember to keep it short, so that people…
Read full storyWaiter Wants Lockdown To Go On Indefinitely
A man who has been told to stay away from work due to attempts to stem the flow of the Coronavirus, has said he hopes the lockdown will last long enough for his employer to go into liquidation, so that he will be saved from going back to work. And…
Read full storyFather Christmas arrested by Milwaukee Police
That busy old Christmas character, Santa Claus, or Father Christmas to some people, has been arrested in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for public drunkeness and exposing himself in a public place. The jolly red-suited fellow was not so chipper when police to…
Read full storyGirl lays claim to receiving messages from the King
A teenage girl from Haarlem in the Netherlands has claimed to have received text messages from rock 'n' roll legend, Elvis Presley. The 18-year-old student said that the texts were mostly based on his songs, such as Love Me Tender and Heartbreak Ho…
Read full storyThe Andy Dalton-Led Dallas Cowboys Are Friggin' Fired Up
DALLAS – (Sports News) – The victorious Dallas Cowboys, for the second week in a row, have put a huge Big D-sized smile on owner Jerry Jones' face, as quarterback Andy Dalton got the 'boys all friggin fired up. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gaze…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Singer, Demetria Devonne Lovato, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle, that one thing for certain is that she has definitely had her share of ups and downs this year. Lovato has been in and out of rehab…
Read full storyHow Trump Still Thinks He Can Overturn Election And Beat Biden
Be Best never looked so radiant since Trump lost the election. Suddenly, she’s smiling ear to ear, and holding his hand. Her gaze is upright, no longer looking down at her next step. However, a storm may be approaching from the north. Why? Becaus…
Read full storyFrance Is Considering Selling The Eiffel Tower
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, Ooh La La, has just stated that, due to financial reasons, France may have to sell the Eiffel Tower to get some much-needed revenue. Ooh La La, stated that France still owes the United States…
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