How Trump Still Thinks He Can Overturn Election And Beat Biden

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 21 December 2020

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"I can do this! I can still win!"

Be Best never looked so radiant since Trump lost the election. Suddenly, she’s smiling ear to ear, and holding his hand. Her gaze is upright, no longer looking down at her next step.

However, a storm may be approaching from the north. Why? Because Donald Trump still thinks he can beat Joe Biden!

Who knew he had such imagination?

While the Electoral College has voted and already certified the election, clearly presenting Joe Biden as the winner, Trump can’t believe he lost. He refuses to concede, and he still believes he can win.

What’s Trump smoking?

Flynn’s smoke. Trump is taking the twice-confessed perjurer Mike Flynn’s analysis of how to turn over the 2020 election and remain in office.

Is a twice-confessed felon even allowed in the White House?

Anyway, Flynn advised Trump to announce that the voting machines were crooked, just like Hillary. Then Trump could enact martial law; it’s a presidential tool; it’s been used over sixty times before, let the military take over. Once the military takes over (wink, wink), the new votes will be for Trump.

Trump will be in like Flynn for the next four more years, or maybe even forever until Don Jr. takes over.

The horror.

Learning of Flynn’s advice, the smiles faded from the face of Be Best, followed by her gaze dropping to the ground and flicking away Trump’s hand.

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