The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to Play at Trump's Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve Party

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 21 December 2020

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This is a photo of the maids' quarters at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Florida Mansion.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez has just told his radio show listeners that Eric Trump has just booked his daddy’s favorite band, The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, to play at the Trump Family’s New Year’s Eve Party.

The manager for the band, Hank "Tumbleweed" Copperbelle, 56, confirmed the booking, and when asked by radio jock Fernandez, how much the band would be getting paid, he replied, that it was no one's damn effen business.

After the two hung up, Fernandez called the Guru of Gossip, Andy Cohen, and Andy said that the band would be getting paid $400,000, plus expenses, for the evening.

Cohen added that he heard from three inside sources at the White House that the money would be coming from the Federally-funded Wheelchairs For The Veterans of the Vietnam War Bureau.

Mr. Copperbelle stated that the guests of honor at the gala event will be Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, and Hope Hicks.

In a related story. Hope Hicks is still denying that she is President Trump's side piece.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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